GP SETTING 6/7-12/7


Most annoying question I come across:

' What the F***. How old are you when you got into Med School'

KUA SUIE WA !!!CIS!!!!!

Most random question:

'You wear Contacts!'

Most 'what-dda' question:

Look, doctor. I just got married 3 months ago. We never have sex coz I have been sexually abused when young. And now my pregnancy test is positive. Tell me why, doc. TELL ME WHY???????

God knows why.

Most innocently 'tu-xue' question:

'What is syphillis? What is sexually transmitted disease? How can I get it?'

Did she just mention SEXUALLY transmitted disease.

Most ................. question:

'So you are telling me that my blood pressure is 160/100mmHg.
Can I still have SEX?'

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Most 'non-of-my-bussiness' question

'You know, my wife thinks I am good in bed. I am not sure. How can I tell if she is not lying.'


Most ' lucky' question:

'My bf wants to have sex everyday. This is crazy. Any drugs to kill his libido?'

Try anti-depressant.
Go for a run!

I want to go back to the hospital!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*ROAR*

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