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Tuesday, October 30, 2007





Football

....Salad

....Potatoes

.....PanCakes...

Ice Cream.....

Beer....

All in a fancy NZD 2 Million mansion....



I am drunk.





* Dreaming is like lollies to the souls_ 2:19 AM

Monday, October 29, 2007






Nurses are nice, sweet, caring. Not as sexy as the one above. YOU WISH.

C 'mon, let's talk about reality here.

How would you feel if you got paged in the middle of...something important e.g. HAVING YOUR MEALS when you got msgs like:

' Oh, for your information, Mr. XX has a temperature of 37.8 C'

AS IF I CARE. You won't impress if until he got a temp of 38C!


'Oh, just to let you know that Mrs XX has a blood pressure of 160/95 mmHg'

Tell me, who on earth in the Geriatrics Ward doesn't have a BP of more than 150mmHg???

'Oh, I know you must be very busy, but can you come up to chart laxatives for so and so?'

I am sure whoever he/she who needs to PANG SAI can WAIT for a minute or two.

'Oh can you come to look at Mrs XXXX rashes?'

She has the rashes for TWENTY ODD YEARS already...

Having said that, nurses are very important people, give extremely valuable input and help to us.

HERE YOU GO, I GOT MY ASS COVERED.


* Dreaming is like lollies to the souls_ 8:31 PM

Tuesday, October 23, 2007



I don't normally have soft spot for babies. But I have to admit that this creature is too cute to be true




Can you believe that I am an auntie now?

SCARY.



I will train her to call me 'Mei Nu'.

Isn't that cool to hear it from an innocent young kid who 'theoretically' won't tell lies?

Something to cheer me up everytime when I meet up with her. Her parents will surely pengsan.

But I like the idea though.


* Dreaming is like lollies to the souls_ 2:22 AM

Thursday, October 18, 2007



Apparently there is a random dog that faithfully sticks along my dad's butt wherever he goes for a stride in the evening. Funnily, my dad falls for it. Perhaps it is due to its resemblance of our old family dog who deceased some years back then. So, regardless of its origin, it got adopted. They called him 'Lucky'.



They feed and shower it everyday nursing it like a baby. It happily settled at our front porch.

Now Lucky got a long-term girlfriend. One day, she tagged along into our gate and decided to stay for good without invitation. According to my mom, they got married not too long ago (Let's don't go into the details about why we think they are married shall we).

LUCY LOO.



Okay, now we have 2 dogs. Fine.

To my annoyance, they conveniently received all the attentions from my parents. They treated the dogs like 'their children.' 'They are our kids now.' So they claimed.

Now that's a big 'WHAT-THE'.

Recently Lucy gave birth to several puppies. Apparently the puppies look nothing like Lucky. Lucky is all white . Lucy is black and white.

So the equation that I work out is:

White+black= Grey or white, black

The puppies can only be limited to the colours above.

And here comes the sms:

'Lucy delivered 9 puppies last night, 5 blacks (1 died) , 4 black and white like the mother. The dogs' daddy is definitely not Lucky, Likely it is the PIRATE dog because 3 puppies have his looks. Lucky seems to have realised the truth earlier and is not very friendly to Lucy of late. '

I feel sorry for poor Lucky.


ANYWAY,

even dogs are PROMISCUOUS and I wonder why.


* Dreaming is like lollies to the souls_ 10:29 PM

Tuesday, October 16, 2007



Bump into this bulletin:

男人一生也就那一次是最真的,男人的爱一生
只有一次,每一个男人都是 这样,他 可以对每
个女人说“我爱你”,但他 一辈子只会爱上一个
女人,只有一个 。女人需要的是一个关怀她,
爱她, 可以让她依靠,保护她一辈子的人,当
她遇到一个男人时,爱的死去活来,山盟海 誓。

然后因为种种原因的分 开,她不会再记得他,
或者说不会记 得那么深刻。因为当她遇到一个
更好 的男人时,她会拿两个人来比较,她会
觉得遇
到更好的是她的幸运。但男 人不是这样,当
他爱上一个女人,真 真正
正的爱,他不会再爱上任何一个 人。

当这段感情失败后,他 会把这段记忆放在心
里,把这个女人 放在心底。原来一个男人可以
把很多 女人放在心里,但一辈子只有一个女人
可以在他心底。无论他以后会再相处再多的 女
人,他都会清楚的知道,自己最爱 的是谁。无
论以后他遇到的女人多么 优秀,他也不会改变。

因为 他心底的女人是他的支柱,他不会用她
和任何
一个人相比,他认为这种比 较是愚蠢 的,
他一辈子只会爱她一个。放在心 底的女人,永
远的伤痕。男人都是爱 面子的,

也许他平时会活的 很潇洒,但在一个人孤独的
时候,他 会放下所有的尊严,放声痛哭,思念
唯一的她。

男人的爱一辈子 只会付出一次

???

DUBIOUS?

VALID?

Yes?

No?

Ninja swore that it's so true. I never understand.


* Dreaming is like lollies to the souls_ 11:09 PM







Some guys can be so mentally labile.


They can't decide what they want.



ZY on 'Let's talk about guys'


* Dreaming is like lollies to the souls_ 5:15 PM

Friday, October 12, 2007



This patient hold my face and complimented that I have a great smile.

'You married?'

'No'

"How old are you?'

'Almost 23'.

'I thought you are 18.'

(this 93 yr old man is not demented at all, NOT AT ALL.)

' You have a lovely smile. I like your smile.'

'Oh..thanks~'

'Keep it up. You can get away with lots of things with that'

'Yeah, I hope i can pass my exam gracefully by smiling.'

'Haha. Rubbish. Be careful with the men out there. Some of them are like animals.'

'!!!'

'You heart anyone?'

*Grin*

'He must be a very lucky man. Is he nice to you?'

*GRIN*

'Make sure that he got fat wallet too.'

'That's exactly right.' GRIN

He hold my face again ( YULK!!!!!! Now I am a bit edgy.) 'I like your smile'.

Apparently, he is the famous dancing instructor for 70 years in town.


Now I can't stop grinning.





'


* Dreaming is like lollies to the souls_ 3:18 AM

Tuesday, October 2, 2007



今天学了很多。

有时, 太过自信必会跌倒。


这个病人有很好的血管, 我想,嘿嘿, 这次老娘一定会抽到。在沾沾自喜当中接结果竟
抽了三次。 吐血!!!! 我很坦白的跟他道歉, 说我前两次太鲁莽了。 他就像
慈祥的公公一样说没关系。 我坐在他旁边, 告诉他我的经历, 每一次抽血抽不到
很灰心,也不是很耐心。他看了我深思一下, 就说做事对自己要有信心, 下了决
定就努力认真地做, 一定会成功。

我一把认真的说下次会在他身上多多‘练习’,一定要抽到一百个才毕业。他假装
很害怕的问我他是第几个病人那么倒霉了。我嘴一歪:第二十个。不过, 我叫他放
心,我会让他作第一百个的。

后来,学生抽不到另外一个病人的血叫我抽,结果我抽到了, 还拿了一大瓶, 最
后才用到半瓶就把其余的丢掉了。后来LAB打来说学生忘了写名字要重抽我差点晕掉。
硬着头皮回到他那里跟他要血。他叹了一口去。我拍拍他说今天会过得更好。他很
认真的回答我“当然。只能过得更好了,不是吗?’ 哇!!!!看得好开。虽让他
病得很重却比我更HAPPY。 不错不错。

后来听说他有了ULTRASOUND GUIDED DRAINAGE OF THE WOUND。 下午我经过他的病房
偷偷把头探进去。他看见我很开心的招招手, 我也给他一个THUMB-UP。因为,我们
都知道,明天会更好。

悄悄告诉你:最近进来的病人虽然是老了,不过都很帅哦。

Wait, 我是不是疯了。





* Dreaming is like lollies to the souls_ 9:13 PM