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Friday, January 12, 2007




31/12/06

11.40 pm

Venue: XXXXX Church

Occasion: New Year Celebration

I decided to spend my new year eve with God and His people in church, rather than some random pubs. * Proud*

Something really odd happened during that night.

I was sitting at the back with my baby brother. The usher, a 15 years old spiky hair kid with the top part of the shirt unbuttoned ( no chest hairs of course ), standing behind me:
Above: My confused Gozilla
Kiddo: Hi, you are from...?

Me: (apala...I was listening to the sermon attentively ) NZ.


Kiddo: Oh, I am from Aussie too but came back a few years ago.

Me ( Nodded politely with eyes fixing on the pastor)

Kiddo: I don't like NZ girls.

Me: ( confused ) huh?

Kiddo: They like to sleep with boys before getting married.

Me: ............................

Kiddo: But you know, I don't like KL girls too. They love to have sex.

Me:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pointing at my brother who is sitting beside me looking equally dumbfounded and confused..

Kiddo:Your...bf kah? (Chuckling)

My bro looked horrified.

Me: No, no lah. My brother.

Kiddo: Hehe, really? (Not convinced).

Pointing at me who was now texting my friend telling him that I bumped into a kiddo psychopath...

Kiddo: Oi, (to my brother ) you be careful your gf oh.... She is texting 'somebody'...

That's it. That ruined my peaceful celebration for New Year.

After the ceremony ended, I walked out feeling very very confused while the kiddo was shouting behind me reminding me to drive carefully.

Subsequently, I am confused from that day onwards.

Everything happens in 2007 does not make sense to me most of the time.

Do you believe in jinx that will numb your brain for the rest of the year? I do.

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