Everyday I am dealing with weird people. Their minds are so f***** up that I find them very difficult to love.

Case 1:

A 20 years old lady admitted to the hospital for Panadol overdose.

Reason? ' Just for fun' as she claimed.

She later lodged a complaint that the doctor never explained the side effects of Panadol to her.

?????!!!!!!

ZY later used a 18G Needle to take her blood.

She screamed in pain and demanded an explanation about the big bore needle.

'Just for fun' She smiled sweetly and walked off with a few extra big tubes of bloods.

Case 2:

A 30 yrs old man wanted to die.

He swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills, sat still for 5 minutes and called ambulance for help.

???!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was 2 am and XL was very pissed off.

" DO YOU REALLY WANT TO DIE? WHY DO YOU CALL THE AMBULANCE THEN??!!"

She scolded him for 10 minutes, catheterized him without pain killer ( ouch) and starved him for 2 nights.

Case 3:

A brother of a patient lodged a complaint that we never update him about every single

tests/procedures/plans for the patient.

So...

' Hello Mr Y, we are going to feed your sister porridge for breakfast.'

5 minutes later:

'Hello Mr Y, we are going to bring her for shower.'

2 minutes later:

'Hello Mr Y, your sister is going to go for physiotherapy.'

1 minute later:

'Hello Mr Y, your sister's physiotherapist is called MissXXX'

30 seconds later:

'Hello Mr Y, just to let you know that it will last for 30 minutes.'

Eventually, Mr Y switched off his phone for 2 whole days and never dare to confront the staffs

for anything.


Case 4:

A very unhappy friend of a patient complained that the doctor took too long to attend to the

patient who was having a fever.

He scolded the whole team ( including the doctor) for 'negligence' multiple explanations that the ward was very busy at that moment and fever in fact is not an emergency.

Family conference was held due to the big 'hoo-ha'.

Friend: ' You know..I know something about medicine too! You guys don't try to cheat me. I work in the medical field. I am a consultant!'

Doctors: ???!! (Consultant? Oh shit, we are screwed) So Mr, where do you work at?

Friend: Private hospital the Gleaneagles. I work in the cardiology department. (proudly)

Doctor A: Oh, so you are a cardiologist??!!

Friend: Consultant! Medical equipment consultant.

Doctor A: (WTF)...I see. So let me explain the patient's CXR, the reason of his fever is because of
this white patch here. He has pneumonia.

Friend: I know! This is all your fault! you serve the white pill to him earlier on right!

Doctor A: ? White pill You mean PANADOL?

Friend: YA! That's explain the white patch in the chest X ray. I am so going to complain to the head of department.

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

This time the doctors did not fight back. They were all busy having haemetesis and convulsions.

* Dreaming is like lollies to the souls_ 5:17 AM