ZY: Hello Auntie XX.

Auntie XX: EH? you...ZY??!! WAAAA...long time no see....

ZY: Ya loh yaloh, how're you?

Auntie XX: Me very good lah. (Pointing at her big tummy ) hehehe....not hungry most of the time jiu hoh liaw.... Got foods to eat is lucky you know!!!

ZY: Yeah..I can see that you are very well-nourished.

Auntie XX: Eh..what you doing liaw? Married liaw ah?! Who is your husband??? Datuk ah?

ZY: Hah?! No lah, auntie. I am still studying.

Auntie XX: HAH? Eh, you same age as my daughter leh..why still study. Study what so long? You fail ah.

ZY: No lah auntie. My course takes 6 years.

AuntieXX: OooOOO. I remember liaw, you studying doc right? WHy you not like XXXX my daughter!!! She already got 2 kids liaw, now so si beh lucky.

ZY: .....ERhm....si beh lucky in what way auntie.

Auntie XX: Haiyoo..tell you lah, girls no need to study so high one. So smart for what?? Like my XXXX so capable. Her husband ah, one month got ten thousand or more you know. JIAK BEH LIAW LAH. Now my XXXX gives him 2 kids, one kid ten thousand you know she gets.

ZY: (XXXX sounds like she is having a money-fuctioning uterus)I see I see....

Auntie XX: Haiyaa...why want to be doctor. SO susah, no money some more, later SARS comes again you die. What for... go and marry your datuk and be rich lah. Go have many kids. got more money. good investment I tell you!!!

ZY: he..he..he..Auntie, I am not that smart like your daughter. I can't produce kids..that...spontaneously ( like a money-hunting pig). I am not as pretty as her*sarcastic*. I have to study hard and support myself.

Auntie XX: HAHAHAHA( obviously over the moon)..My XXXX sui lah , she got 1st runner up in Kuching girls beauty contest (whatever it is)you know. I always tell her eyes open big big and grab a rich man to marry off...age not important one right? Nowadays no money jiu si loh.....So I just let her finish form 5 and married liaw. Lu mai kua her husband 50 years old, but still very fit..in bed..*laughs* you know.

ZY: oh..ok ok.....(yeah, with Viagra)

Auntie XX: Eh if you want you can be with my son lah. He is..SUPER !!!

ZY: hah? auntie, I thought I should marry my Datuk.

Auntie XX: Can..also,. but my son ah, he is very rich also. One day can sell 100 plates of chicken rice.nowadays where got ppl sell that many... you won't susah if you marry him.His chicken rice ah...very very delicious!!! YOu lucky you marry him.

ZY: (UTTERLY ANNOYED ) Auntie, eating chicken rice gives me lotsa pimples. Very oily.

Auntie XX: Haiyaa..You can also sit there and just be the cashier receive money also good mah.

ZY: Yeah. maybe you are right. I think I am not that lucky to have him ah auntie. I better stick to becoming a poor die-anytime doctor. thank you lah auntie

AuntieXX: Eh, if you want to see him I can call him now he comes.Really one!

ZY: No. it's ok, my Datuk is waiting for me auntie . BAIBAI.

* Dreaming is like lollies to the souls_ 8:00 PM