Wednesday, May 2, 2007
After an in-depth discussion with a couple of Interns, we drew to conclusions that:
It's undeniably lucrative to be a FEMALE medical student.Especially a HOT one.You don't get growled at as much
Even if you do, it won't be as bad and embarrassing as if it's at a male
Traditionally,the males will be teased during lunch break whilst to girls this is a taboo and no saint man will want to breach that.
You get EXTRA attention if you ask a question
Of course that's including asking STUPID questions because of the misconception that females ain't SMARTER than the ALPHA males. You won't sound dumb, but interested and 'keen to learn'.
You are not expected to tolerate rudeness and painful bluntness from the doctors
you can just CRY
Guys are expected to swallow , digest and move on.
You look EXTRA smarter if you can answer questions that the males can't.
If you don't feel like doing anything, just clarify that you are in horrible and disgusting 'MONTHLY' cramps, you will be excused.
Guys can't do that. Testicular torsion is a medical emergency.
You can get away with things pretty easily by showing off your dazzling smile, some cleavage will be advantageous if you can afford to.
Who cares about having chaperons when examining patients.
Girls can touch wherever they please without being accused of sexual harassment
Last but not least, you can get a YEAR off for MATERNITY LEAVE!! WOOHOO!!
So guys...MAI JEALOUS! WAHAHAHAHA...
* Dreaming is like lollies to the souls_
2:31 AM